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Funny Exam Answers

We hate exams. Exams causes stress resulting in sleep deprivation. We need to study till late night and wake up early next day for exams. We probably need alarm clock like these to even wake up. But these people manage to make fun of the exam questions. And they did it with style~

 The kindergarten student actually meant to say "I like heart pencils" instead of you know what lol.













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Craziest Game Related Incidents


In 2005, a 41 years-old Shanghai resident(Qiu Chengwei), stabbed fellow gamer(Zhu Caoyuan) repeatedly in the chest to his death. It is said that the incident is due to Zhu who sold the “dragon sabre,” a weapon that they acquired together in the game.
According to China Daily, Qiu Chengwei went to the police first, but was told off as virtual items are not covered by the law. Hence he decided to take matters into his own hands. Which eventually, got himself a life sentence.


Brazilian gang kidnap top GunBound player
Four Brazilian men, with ages between 19 and 28, planned to steal the game account of a top GunBound player and then to sell off the account for $8000 bucks on the net.
Firstly, they used the girlfriend of one of the member of the gang to contact and lure the Gunbound to meet up. They did that through the use of a social networking site. After exchanging messages for a couple of days, the girl asked the boy to meet her at a shopping center.
He went, but instead of the girl he found the gang waiting for him, armed with a gun. They took the GunBound player away, and here comes the bizarre part. After hours of interrogation at gun point, the boy was still determined to not reveal his password, so the four men released him. Not your typical nerd gamer that you saw on TV.
The boy then went to the police, who arrested all the gang members.
Woman Offers Sex for WoW Gold
We've heard about people using real money to buy virtual currencies and all that. But do you actually know that there are people none other than the woman in the picture who offered sex through Craiglist in exchange for 5000 WoW gold pieces. Her aim is to get an epic flying mount in WoW and offer the person to "mount" her.Word spreads fast and her email was bombarded with responds from WoW players throughout the world. Well most of them are from haters which she then responded that she is actually not only looking for a mount in WoW but also in real life. Still.... it's absurd.

Boy Saves Sister from Moose attack with WoW skills
This 12 year-old Norwegian boy and his sister wandered in to a moose territory. So the moose went aggressive and is getting prepared to attack his sister. So the boy quickly responded from what he used to do as a tank in WoW. Taunt the target away from the healers/casters, so he started yelling at the moose and gaining its' attention. Once the moose is heading towards him, he quickly used another skill which is also in the game, feign death.


When the moose saw the boy collapsed to the ground, it quickly lost its interest on the boy and wandered off into the woods.

Boy Shot Parents Because They Took Video Games Away

Daniel Petric, 17 sneaked out of his room window and purchased Halo 3 which is strongly against his father's order. When he got back, his father caught him with the game hence confiscating the game in to a box where he also kept his gun (I know, this is stupid).


Daniel then somehow stole the key to the box and acquire the gun and the game. He then went to his parents room and told his parents "Would you guys close your eyes," Daniel Petric asked. "I have a surprise for you." BOOM! he shot both his parents that killed his mother but luckily his father survives.


Though later he regretted of his wrong doing and apologized to his dad. But that doesn't stop him from being sent into jail.
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Funny Logos


Do you actually know that a logo represents not only a company, but also the image and signature of a organization. So having that said, a logo is indeed a very important thing to consider and you will expect everyone to recognize your company/organization when people saw your logo. Such as the infamous swoosh logo of Nike. But some people just tend to not think twice when they use certain logo to represent their company, like the one above. "Dance for tits" oh sorry it's tots instead of tits, but that's what I saw.

 Kudawara Pharmacy
Not sure what Kudawara mean but let's hope that it's not related to their logo. Ya know what I mean.


The Comp(jizz?)uter Doctors
I'm sure that's a mouse but if I look carefully it actually looks like a ... you know what. Plus the phrase "We make computers work for you" added together with the misleading logo, it sounded as wrong as hell.

Institudo de Estudos Orientais
What ever the name is, it needs no further explanation on how misleading this logo can be! Surprise buttsecks? lol

MEGAFLICKS
I swear I thought it's MEGAFUCKS! I didn't know until its caused by the using the wrong font and having the fonts sticking too close together. Hence voila.

Kids Exchange
Another stupid mistake by not using spacing or some divider between the words. Needless for me to further explain as it's tad obvious.

A-Style
Let's just be happy that it's not called, Doggy-Style. Ya know what I mean.


Dental Care
It seems not wrong at first as it's actually correct as the patient lie on the dental chair unit and the dentist checking your teeth. Nonetheless, it looks so wrong!

Atherton Car Centre
Car centre or something else?

Doughboys
Pizza, salad, panini and a little something extra ? Note the "?" on the logo. Use your creativity.

Arlington Pediatric Center
I think Arlington Pedo Center suit this better!
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Construction Fails

When you're trying to build a bridge then shit happens and the calculation went wrong then this is what we call, construction fails. Do you actually know that there are actually a lot of construction fails around us? Some are not obvious and some are so darn stupid yet they still don't get it until someone went asking "Wtf is this?"

Great we have balcony hurray! But do we hafta climb out of the window to reach it? Or through that pipe?

Banks always think "highly" of themselves. Or they forgot to place a chair/brick there?

I guess putting a "Watch your head" sign wouldn't help much here.

Hope the trains are not using this track, but wait the track looks well maintained. Good luck then.
Now this is what I call "split" fire. Or bump to bump.

This will be very damn convenient for their dog. It's just right in front of the garage.

Are we missing something here?

"Public" toilet indeed.

At least you're not alone when you shit.

Bath while you shit? or shit while you bath? Clever design.

I'll give you 100 bucks if you drive your truck across that bridge.

An invisible stairway?

Almost there!

This will work if it's in a 2D game like Mario, but damn this is real life!

This is a "quick" start. lol
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Abnormal Portable things

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As the world advances, things tend to get smaller and smaller to cope with the fast paced world. This smaller the things are the easier for people to carry them around. But some inventions are just ridiculous, as below.


Portable Briefcase Seat
Wear a suit in style, carry a elegant briefcase, queue up for the train, open your briefcase;sit down and relax and jaw-dropping everyone around you.


Portable Pizza Oven
Hey look a pizza oven, but why the fk is it in your car ? Yup, this is real and it really works provided that you have enough juice in your car's battery. And make sure you don't put this thing on your lap while you're baking something, cause not only will you get into an accident or two but you'll also be not as good on bed as stated here.


Portable Bedroom
Designed by a Japanese company which aims to maximizing the small spaces of Japanese common small rooms. The design is made of folding furnitures which enable to transform into 3 different uses which is sleeping, eating and working.


Portable Fire Place
The travelmate portable fireplace weighs 55lbs may require a small amount of effort to transfer it from one place to another, but still it is portable. You might even wreck open the top and there you have it, a portable fireplace/barbecue fire.

Portable Washing Machine
This small hand powered washing (machine?) is gonna save you some electricity bills and due to its size, you might be able to wash clothes on the go. Well if you have the guts to do it in the subway or on the bus.


Portable Karaoke Box
Another crazy Japanese invention. The Tomy portable karaoke box is a device with a 2.4″ LCD display that dsplays the song’s lyrics, while a headset can be used by a pair of singers at the same time. Maybe you can have a duet in your car but wait, how does the driver see the lyrics?


Portable Stationery Tie?
Weird tie with a lot of pockets/slots for your credit cards, scissors, rulers and ETC. Finally, someone implemented my idea during high school where I used to hid my cellphone in my tie.


Portable Desktop
This is one genius invention where you get to work while you walk/travel/taking a train/shopping/jogging? But it's a retarded invention now with the appearance of laptops.

Portable Toilet
This is what I call shit on the go. What great invention this is, without going to the stinking dirty public toilet; why not use portable toilet and you can enjoy the scenery while you shit. And you can save a lot of time too. Just don't go too fast when the storage is fully loaded, I'm sure you don't wanna drift with this ride.
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